Happy happy, joy joy

This is a sad bottle of Diet Coke.

It's sad because it is trying to squeeze into a bottle wrap that wasn't designed to accomodate its curves. Not only does it feel awkward, it is unable to retain its cool the way it should.

This is a happy bottle of Diet Coke.

It is sporting a bottle sock lovingly knit of hand-dyed wool. Said sock is not at war with the bottle's curvy nature; the sock embraces curves! Bottle is now both comfortable and cool.

I'll drink to that.